Cruzan banana rum

I didn’t know you could gather up old stale banana runtz candies and mash them together with simple syrup and add water and call it rum. Seriously I didn’t know you could do that. But you can. These guys did it. I don’t know why the bottle even says banana. This isn’t banana. This is what people who don’t like bananas think bananas taste like. The only thing you could possibly do with this is add the entire bottle to a massive rum punch with several other juices and liquors and then yeah I guess it has a purpose. So whenever you’re trying to get your old aunts or your teenage daughter and her friends drunk this is an option. But really even then this should be for emergencies only and I dont know how or why either of those two exact situations could be considered emergencies but whatever man, it’s your family.