Svedka Citron

If you've ever been to Firebird's Steakhouse, this is their Black Diamond Martini. A 1.75 Liter of this with 2 whole sliced pineapples added and infused for 30 days. Not my thing, but The Woman to Whom I'm Related by Marriage and her family consumed my version in record quantities. It has just the right note of lemon without tasting like Pledge Furniture Polish. And it's cheap. Faint praise, I know, but what do you expect from a flavored vodka?

Awfully sweet with a syrupy consistency. Not a nice tasting vodka.

Ugh. I’d rather take shots of simple syrup.