Topo-Chico Margarita Hard Seltzer Signature Margarita

Rating: 6/23 Oof, another hard seltzer. Dare I? Well, I have it, so I'd better try it. Ick. This is less full and decadent than a margarita by far. Really, even being told that this is supposed to taste like a margarita, I'm not tasting it. This is watery and vapid, with a weird artificial flavor to it (though there surprisingly don't appear to be any artificial flavors here. Blech. It's not actually giving me a headache, unlike White Claw, but it's actively enjoyable to drink, like a B-grade diet soda. Two sips is plenty for me. Really, I'd have guessed that this was diet sprite far before I'd have guessed some sort of margarita drink. So what about the score? Certainly not higher than a 7. I don't think I'd go below a 5. I'm thinking a 6 or 7. It's not the worst thing ever. But it's pretty bad. I'm landing on a 6 because this is bad and there just isn't anything good to offset that badness.