Military Special Kentucky Straight Bourbon

You’re going to go into this thinking, what have I done?” This is going to taste like a gym teacher’s taint. But no, this elixir was low key distilled by Heaven Hill and is a secret treat for the troops. Nose: sweet caramel, vanilla, and leather. Taste: Your mother’s sweet booty music, Joe Biden’s leg hairs in the pool, Audie Murphy’s bayonet, a Bald Eagle awkwardly erect penis, Fort Bennning scrambled eggs, a smack in the face to Sadam and Hillary, and a big ole dick up AOC’s fine ass.

Almost no scent, unless you really sink your nose into it. The flavor is surprisingly not bad, which is what I was anticipating, but instead, it turns out to be less flavorful than most flavored waters, with only grain notes to speak of, and almost no wood. If used in any cocktails (which is the only use for this from now on), it will probably have the volume used doubled to get any good flavor from this 3 year aged, 80 proof bourbon.

Initial nose seemed like kerosene. But then a surprising smooth flavor with little burn. It was preceded by some Four Roses.

It reminds me of that Kid Rock song lyric “been filling up on cocaine and whiskey”